• my dad: growing up is hard
  • my dad: first you believe in santa
  • my dad: then you don't believe in santa
  • my dad: then you are santa
  • my dad: then you look like santa
  • a-dur:

    onefitmodel:

    realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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    realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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    cashcutie:

    when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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    gayindustrialcomplex:

    fag3000:

    gayindustrialcomplex:

    Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

    did you eat your parents

    How about you mind your own business

    nyaa:

    "omg you’re just blogging for attention"

    and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

    lumos5001:

    amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

    sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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    America makes no sense, as usual.

    bless the person that actually made the chart

    sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

    spookydeantops:

    U HAD SEX

    WITHOUT ME?????

    jakewilkinz:

    I don’t know where I can use this gif but I don’t want to waste my find so here 

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    i have no idea either

    vagisodium:

    if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough