scarvenrot:

the only pewdiepie video that I like

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

luna-doodles:

hero-of-bedtime:

ging-ler:

sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

what about gio volpe 

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Destin Conrad?

 my gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conrad

I love the true viners

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

thepianogirl1:

thehandlessharpplayer:

My aunts computer is broken and she asked me to fix it for her and I said ‘what’s the password?’ And she tells me ‘it’s my birthday’ and leaves the room and I sit there for like 45 minutes feeling like an asshole because I can’t remember her birthday so when she comes back in I say ‘what’s your birthday again’ and she goes ‘the password is itsmybirthday’

She played you good